wtf kind of turtle is that
science of tumblr can you please explain this
Thank you science part of tumblr.
cool it comes with a free refill
How would girls feel if it said “Female Tears” ??
FUCKING THANK YOU
OH MY FUCKING GOD
i remember once i was walking to class near this group of guys and one of them saw his girlfriend and one of his friends was like “c’mon man bros before hoes” and the guy looked him dead in the eye and said “she’s the bro and y’all bitches are the hoes” before going to talk to his girlfriend and i have never seen a group of guys in sagging jeans and ridiculous shoes look so offended
the feeling of love can be so amazing but scary at the same time
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
scroll past this on mobile oh my
I’m so sorry followers…I just find it cool that it’s the original xD
*opens 27 snapchats and doesn’t reply to a single one*
I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”
So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what
in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap
A daft old man who stole a magic box. Anyway, did I ever tell you that I stole it. Well, I borrowed it, I was always going to take it back. Oh, that box. Amy… you’ll dream about that box. It’ll never leave you. Big and little at the same time. Brand new and ancient and the bluest blue ever.
I think it’s the long-suffering guard in the background.
good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin
omg does anyone else act high or drunk when they’re really sleepy
"SIT LIKE A LADY"