lol-wait-wut-no:

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria


Thank you science part of tumblr.

lol-wait-wut-no:

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

Thank you science part of tumblr.

adore-castiel:

thisisglorious:

faeriesandlakes:

concious-anonymous:

inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

How would girls feel if it said “Female Tears” ??

Oh lord.

probably

the

same

way

we

feel

when

we

see

these.

FUCKING THANK YOU

OH MY FUCKING GOD

theperksofshuttingthefuckup:

i remember once i was walking to class near this group of guys and one of them saw his girlfriend and one of his friends was like “c’mon man bros before hoes” and the guy looked him dead in the eye and said “she’s the bro and y’all bitches are the hoes” before going to talk to his girlfriend and i have never seen a group of guys in sagging jeans and ridiculous shoes look so offended 

partism:

the feeling of love can be so amazing but scary at the same time

british people: better stop off at the next motorway services since i've been driving for 3 hours, which is 1 hour more than the highway code recommends!!
americans: yeah it's a pretty short drive only like 47 hours if i don't stop

whycantibeasexgod:

muffledmoon:

thejamesboyle:

caluummhood:

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

scroll past this on mobile oh my

I’m so sorry followers…I just find it cool that it’s the original xD

canadianslut:

*opens 27 snapchats and doesn’t reply to a single one*

lightning-shaped-scars:

princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

pretentious douche-bag.

A daft old man who stole a magic box. Anyway, did I ever tell you that I stole it. Well, I borrowed it, I was always going to take it back. Oh, that box. Amy… you’ll dream about that box. It’ll never leave you. Big and little at the same time. Brand new and ancient and the bluest blue ever.

nohetero-superpotterlock:

good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin

dysfunctunal:

omg does anyone else act high or drunk when they’re really sleepy 

editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

image

“I haven’t got any options!” said Malfoy, and he was suddenly white as Dumbledore. “I’ve got to to it! He’ll kill me! He’ll kill my whole family!”